nut hugger
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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