For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Fuck appropriateness.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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