ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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