Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
