He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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