i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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