: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
My penis needs a shock collar
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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