absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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