Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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