i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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