They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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