David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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