sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
