i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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