Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
My liver just had a heart attack.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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