if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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