That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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