And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
