this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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