is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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