Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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