i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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