yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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