Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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