Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Randomize
