jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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