grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
everyone is single if you try hard enough
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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