He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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