Porn is love you can see.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
I wear drunk well.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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