it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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