I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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