Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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