No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Randomize
