4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Randomize
