I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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