Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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