True but thats because hes a fetus.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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nutella sex= disaster
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
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