quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I had to cum in my sink.
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