I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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