All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Well I just put wine in my tea
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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