Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
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We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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