i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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