I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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