Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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