This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
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It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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