you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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