Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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