Just mADE A PArabola og urine
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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