WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i wish my penis had a tongue
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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