we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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