After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Life is so much better after having sex.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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