just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
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I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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