"it" just moved
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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