Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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