do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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